wool scooter

Female genital. Synonym for vagina or pussy.

Dude #1 : Do you take the train or bus home?
Dude #2 : Neither, I gonna ride some wool scooter after work!

by Paul Roux October 24, 2007

DUI scooter

The scooter or moped you get when after you get a DUI and loose your license.

Mary: Hey, so I am thinking about getting a moped.
John: Like a cute Vespa scooter or a DUI scooter?

by TahitiHawaii August 22, 2009

Pooter Scooter

A threesome when a man lays on his back and penetrates the ass of a woman (anal), while also giving anilingus to another women.

Bruh 1: You ever had a threesome?
Bruh 2: ya bruh! This one time, in band camp, I was on my back with one chick giving me anal, while I ate out this other chick’s asshole. It was tight! Or should I say, they were both tight! Hahahahaha
Bruh 1: ahh dude, a classic pooter scooter!

by KnownPublicEjaculator November 7, 2018

Colossus of Scrodes

Named after the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World, a Colossus of Scrodes is a dirtbag. Somebody you don't necessarily hate or have contempt for, but somebody who has several antagonistic qualities that one may go so far as to admire.

Check out Colossus of Scrodes, using pick-up lines at a salon? That guy's an admirable dumbass.

by No, that other guy October 19, 2010

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 22, 2005

Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter

While driving on your yellow Vespa past a female waiting at a bus stop you invite her to take a ride on your hog. When she approaches thinking you meant the yellow Vespa you flop out your other hog and yell "Check out this broad Marbury" at which point she will undoubtedly want to engage in intercourse. Just before you both are about to achieve simultaneous orgasm you must promptly reach into your backpack and retrieve your tukey baster which is then inserted in her cooter. Turkey gravy is then squirted deep into her fallopian tubes.

Agnes thought she was about to have the best Thursday ever, but instead her mysterious stranger pulled a Souter Cooter Polluter on a Scooter and now her box smelled like Thanksgiving.

by Slaughterhouse April 24, 2007

scroned

Thoroughly disasterous luck befalling an individual or group.
Cobination of "screwed" and "boned". Coined in Montreal, Canada approx 1990.

I've lost my job, and as a result, my girlfriend dumped me and I was so shocked that I fell on my cat and killed it. I was totally scroned, man.

by Zesty Pete July 29, 2003