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Panda Keeper 

One who puts extreme effort to maintain or improve something that should by natural process die out.

Taken from the ridiculous effort needed to keep Giant Pandas alive in captivity despite clear evidence that the creatures are Evolutionarily Unfit For Survival.
Dwight: Did you hear about Jim and Pam, they're trying to work it out despite what she did in New York.

Oscar: Yeah, Jim is such a Panda Keeper, he should have let that relationship die a long time ago.
Panda Keeper by PolleN112 June 2, 2022

Panda dude 

Term to refer to people who like the Wii U more than the Nintendo Switch
Panda dude location is 7.132.121.231
Panda dude by Albertoms July 1, 2022

Panda bear

To walk the panda bear path is to abstain from
sex or romantic involvement as to obtain fulfillment and wellness

Panda Bears are notorious for their low libidos and short lived estrus, a cause of concern amongst conservationists as they face potential extinction due to their lack of interest in libidinous activities.
Hows the holistic hot girl summer going Stacy?

It’s great, I am going full panda bear this summer

Hey Steve! Are you seeing anyone these days?
Nope! I am walking the panda bear path to spiritual ascension and fulfillment.
Panda bear by bostonbaby222 August 16, 2022

Panda Society Therapist 

The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.

Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life

Panda coons 

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
Panda coons by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

panda puffs 

An insanely unhealthy candy cereal which has been proven to cause cancer and made me loose my right eye and left testicle
Omfg panda puffs gave me cancer
panda puffs by Pandapuffer October 13, 2022