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Jones Job

The sexual act of reaching into a man's pants, removing his penis, and rubbing it against the zipper of your jeans.
We started making out, then she climbed on top of me, unzipped my fly, and gave me a Jones Job. It was like rubbing my dick against a cheese grater.
by Pete's Dad December 13, 2010
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roe job

Ole girl was giving me some head, and it got so hard, I tucked it to the back. Ended up getting a roe job and rim job at the same time. Then I gave her a breath mint and told her to get the fuck out of my house.
by V-bone! November 22, 2017
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pirate job

A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
by Generic Kate January 17, 2015
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The Quay Job

A sex position in which you cover your penis in any flavor of jelly or peanut butter, and your sex partner licks off said jelly or peanut butter. If you can get one... you have much yoloswag.
Bob: Damn bro, that girl gave me The Quay Job last night, there was no jelly or peanut butter left when she was done.
Joe: Lucky bastard.
by Gabe JT Paul MV January 25, 2014
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bro job

bro job is when your bro gives you a blow.
bro 1: "hey bro, I've been really lonely every since my girlfriend broke up with me..."
bro 2: "oh really? don't worry, I gotchu. lemme give u one of my famous bro jobs."
by bootsbot123 August 13, 2019
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Gap Job

N.: The highly erotic and sexually stimulating act of licking your sexual partners goouch.
Dude, I got a crazy gap job last night. I just gave her a gap job, she was all up on my goouch.
by GapJobMaster67 June 14, 2011
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giggle job

sticking the penis in the mouth while giggling. Originally and ideally, the male would tickle the girl so she starts to giggle, and then quickly sneaks his penis into her mouth.
Do not confuse with giggle sex, which is not actually sexual at all.
female: "hehehoogg...*gag*...wa aw o ooing!"
male: "what?"
female: "What are you doing?"
male: "GIGGLE JOB!"
by Wred July 19, 2007
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