New York City

Also known as NYC or "The City". Known for its lights, businesses and pizza. Most overrated city in the world. Everyone is rude and so obsessed with their own life. The winter season is brutally cold although Christmas time is nice. Extremely expensive. Great theater (Broadway and off broadway). Great outdoors such as central park and botanical gardens. Many music festivals in the summer. Really a combination of 5 big cities connected by bridges, highways and tunnels. Nowhere near as great as Los Angeles. Very densely populated. The city is very cold hearted and survival is difficult which is why its called the concrete jungle. Home to arguably the best parade ever in the labor day parade. Worth a long vacation but not living and paying the ridiculous amount of money real estate agents pocket for a shitty apartment or sharing an apartment with roommates. Endless amount of things to do. Great public transportation and awful traffic. City life is go go go. If you're a laid back person nyc is not for you. People will giveyou dirty looks for walking slow.

Person 1: Yo, we out to da City. New York City .
Person 2: Na, fuck that it's too cold. We out to Miami. The lion king on Broadway could wait.
Person 1: copy, its more hoes in Miami anyway.

New York City by Yungcp June 6, 2017

New York Experience

when a bunch of native New Yorkers beat up a tourist to show them what its like to live in New York

Ryan got a real New York Experience when some black and dominican kids jumped him for standing in the middle of a sidewalk

New York Experience by YuOfTheNight June 21, 2017

New York Marathon 

This event consists of ejaculation, twice in one session of masterbation. There are no breaks allowed and porn must be used to conquer this masterfull feat. It is named the New York Marathon because to accomplish this feat you need to have physical and mental endurance. Just like the Nike motto, JUST DO IT.

I got blue balled so bad that i had to do a New York Marathon to get all the cum out of me.

New York Marathon by SCOTT HYMAN August 4, 2006

new york city

One of the best cities in the world. It has some flaws, though. See, if New York were a person, Brooklyn and Staten Island would make up its asshole. Brooklyn and Staten Island = New York City's asshole.

Aside from that, it's a great city.

B: shaolin, represent yo
C: we'z from cRoOkLyN dawg
^^^
These people must be thrown in a vat of acid. Then NY would be perfect.

new york city by ourtimeisrunningout January 16, 2005

New York Giants 

football team that thinks its the center of the world; hasn't been to great since Parcells won 2 Super Bowls for 'em

The Giants suck

New York Giants by 0000 October 16, 2003

New York Times 

A very overrated newspaper that the majority of folks depend on to get their news about everything. Mostly shares populist and moderately liberal viewpoints, with an inherent bias towards the US. The op-eds can sometimes come off as a bit moralizing. Not a bad news source by any means, but far from being the greatest newspaper.

Someone: What do you think about the New York Times?

Me: eh, it's alright I guess.

New York Times by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian May 8, 2021

New York Giants Fans 

The first fans to leave when their backs are to the wall. These fans often more commonly resemble spectators.

See: Bandwagon
Also see: Worst fans in the History of sports.

Giants down by 6. And the stands are clearing out. I've never seen anything like it, New york Giants Fans have abandoned this team.

What a display of poor sportsmanship.

New York Giants Fans by Phillysmack January 17, 2009