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middle school

A large Building that is full of fake kids from the ages 12-14. Depending on the area (more wealthy/less wealthy) i happen to live in a more wealthy area and compared to what most other people wrote it is much different. instead of everyone that cuts them selves and is dapressed, it is a place where every girl is fake and wears abercrombie/hollister/juicy and puts a smile on there face when there around anyone or just in school, but really when they are alone they are crying and hate them selves, and cutt them selves, and are all balimic. Because most shirts from abercrombie/hollister/juicy are short sleeved/more revealing girls must cutt them selves not on the wrists but normally on the inner thighs or inner upper arms; basiclly places unseen even when naked. in 6th and 7th grade we all get up at 3/4 in the morning to straiten our hair and put on pounds of make up, by 8th grade we dont really give a shit any more and everyone has curly hair again, like they did in elementry school except not as frizzy because we syrup it down with billions of products. sometimes there are the very salect few that wear big sweatshirts everyday, but no one really talks to them. in 6th grade you try really hard in school work, in 7th you try harder in the begining, but begin to blow it off by the end of winter. then in 8th grade absolutely no one gives to fucks the entire year. mainly seventh grade is when drugs come in to place, and 8th grade is when sex comes into place, in 6th grade you kind of just listen to what happens to the people in 7th and 8th grade, there are also middle school dances which i perssonally never go to, but people who do ither make out the entire time, or talk about how much it sucks. uggs play a big role all 3 years of middle school life, and are a crucial thing to have more then one of. in high school no ones gives a shit and your more indapendant and hopefully stop caring about things like abercrombie/hollister/juicy/uggs or hair or makeup, and you just do your own thing. guys in middle school are perverts, jack off all the time, talk about porn, and girls they wanna do. so thats middle, well atleast my middle school in a nut shell. basiclly high school is hell and middle school something even worse then hell which is only middle school
average conversation in a middle school environment;
Katie: eww i hurd andrea started cutting her self
Cloe: eeewww wtf thats soo emo lets make sure no one talks to her
*they both actually cut them selves too*
by ktbusto May 27, 2009
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You know you go to PGMS when...
1) You're addicted to the cookies
2) Your math teacher is either extremely awkward or insane
3) You have played the part of a duck, a farmer, a cowboy, a girl who cant say no, a stripper, or a gangster in the school play.
4) The popular group is more than 50% of your graduating class.
5) The band kicks ass.
6) Your school has an elevator ^^ (yes little children. drop at my feet in awe.)
7) You have had or know of a history teacher who showed you a video about eating a tiger penis.
8) People are very competitive in bingo.
9) There are stripper poles in the woodshop room.
10) There is a plant that looks like marijuana in a planter box by a certain teacher's (see #7) room.
11) Babies are to be placed on shelves.
12) Your music teachers definition of pop music is "Music of the Night" from the Phantom of the Opera.
#12 Sheldon: Hey, can we play a pop song this year at for orchestra?
Mrs. Priest: Oh, yeah, sure, like Music of the Night?

#2 Mr. Mello: -places hand on Rhonda's shoulder- Smells like rain.

Pacific Grove Middle School (PGMS)- its where it happens.
by PsEuDoNyM<333 January 23, 2011
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middies

A grade of marijuana higher than a normal commercial, while still is a type of commercial weed. However, is a step above normal weed; a step below kind bud. Hence the name "middies", as it is in the middle of normal and very good.

This type of bud is normally very dank and not compressed, such as normal commercial.
This isn't the same commercial that I normally get, this time I got some middies.
by Bud Greene January 18, 2004
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middle class

Also known as the petty bourgeoisie by Marxist Definitions. Usually working professionals and often take residence in suburbia or greenbelt areas. Generally speaking, their children attend university and do well within the education system, often following in their parents footsteps to maintain some sort of professional job.

However, one must ask oneself how to define class. Perhaps financially or culturally? It has been asserted that you do not need to be restricted to relative material wealth in order to be middle-class. Rather, you can still have middle-class values. If this is true, then one can assume that there is still working-class values thus the statement that there ceased to be a working-class in the 1970's is false. Furthermore, that even if they have two cars and take several holidays a year they are still distinctly working-class. Often it has been asserted that money does not buy you class or status. Certain Neo-Marxists now assert that the working-class are transforming into a "Service Class" for the 'infomation workers'. For example, service class's may work in Supermarkets on checkouts, providing a service for people who are employed in the IT industry.

A stereotypical middle-class family might consist of two parents, married, living in detached house with two cars and a well maintained garden. Their children, both at university. They enjoy dinner parties and have many cook books and dabble in Red Wine probably far to often. This is merely a stereotype though, you'd probably be suprised how many have fairly bizarre patterns of behavior such as Swining or Heroin addiction.

See the films Blue Velvet or American Beauty for accounts of the American middle-class. Alternatively George Orwell wrote exstensively on the class system in Britain in novels such as "Down and Out in London and Paris" and "Road to Wigan Peer".
"Darling, can you please pass me the salt?"

"We're having a dinner party tonight, don't bloody forget the Red Wine again Paul!"

"George, can we jock the gimp suits tonight and get cracking with the cocaine whilst the kids are away?"
by Anon. April 4, 2005
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west genesee middle school

A school where the teachers hate their jobs. There’s always a kid in their shirts juuling. All the kids have smoked weed. And there’s always at least one person who has lean in their locker. The girls are either emo or thots who cut for attention or talk shit about innocent people. Also, everyone screams “air” whenever given the chance
“Row row”- said an 8th grader

Definitely from west Genesee middle school”, said a cms kid
by RowMyAir June 22, 2018
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middle-class

a business, brand or cultural reference point whose entire existence/ethos typifies the mundanity of life in the suburban middle class
how did we wander into this incredibly middle-class place?? look, i can see a GAP, a Talbots and a Nine West store without even turning my head! and . . . there's no Hermès here, panda. not even a chanel! oh, the horror, the horror!
by rational narcissist March 10, 2010
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Eastlake Middle School

Don’t even fucking get me started. This is where all those bitch kids be throwing up gang signs and acting like they a blood be. Also all them annoying ass rich kids, they think their cool from their designer belts. Yeah and that nigga mr. Miana, if I were to shoot up the school he’d be the first on my list, he got no manners on god lmao, and THEN I’d go for the little fucking domonios pizza looking ass stupid hoe faggot fucks who flex and brag about their designer clothes. The only niggas that are chill here are the kids with autism, they the homies NO KAP. Besides all the weird thots at this school & all the school is pretty.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Fucking dumb dollar bill looking shit sit: Eastlake Middle School
Bob: Get the fuck away from me right now
by Swag kid lmfao April 8, 2019
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