Mattera

The grassy knoll of the fringe around golf putting greens. Allows you to score zero putts as you suck on your approach shots. Excellent to minimize your score while also showing off your luck.

I purposely missed the green and hit the Mattera, so I could ourscore these losers in my foursome.

by Tseman44 October 25, 2020

mattress dent

a dent created in mattress over time due to frequent amount of time spent in bed because of depression

yo that’s a fat mattress dent wtf

by depressed whore November 13, 2020

mattress baby

when you’ve been slept on your whole entire life and you’re at the point of being used to it...

“i’m a mattress baby, been slept on since i was a jit”

by broady2x December 9, 2020

Materspusin

Super mean bad .

Those small town folk are the materspusin of evil !!!

by Not roger Henery March 29, 2021

Matterfall

"Matterfall" is an adjective used to describe somebody of incredibly low intelligence

"oi that dudes Dumber than matterfall"

by AngryScotishMan9 April 7, 2021

Matterbimby

A creative free spirit whose also as stubborn as a mule.

Oh look it’s a wild matterbimby in her natural habitat. Oh god she’s super annoying.

by Matterbimby September 9, 2021

Mattress matriarch

The opposite of a pillow princess; someone, usually female, willing to exclusively give during sexual activity

I’m okay with any mattress matriarchs for our sex cult.

by BJmama69 October 3, 2021