Umpa-Lumpa

A short fat person or woman that no one likes primarily because she is always vindictive and evil and mean.

Watch out, here comes Umpa-Lumpa!

by Merrily McCarthy July 19, 2003

Lumpies

A very lumpy and thick smoothy

kayla: hey these watermellon smoothies are all lumpy and weird...like its not smooth.

savannah:they are lumpies!

Becca: give me a lumpy!

by MaXandShadoW August 20, 2010

Lumpy White Death

Also known as potato salad.

Ugh! I can't believe you're eating lumpy white death with your sandwich!

by promark420 April 23, 2008

half-lumpkin

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

Scrumpa-Lumpalis

The word Scrumpa-Lumpalis was created in 1999 by Kenney Deome. Kenney needed a new word to describe his frustration, and so "Scrumpa-Lumpalis" was born into this world.

1) Absurd, or ridiculous.
2) Doesnt make sense.

This Orange is Five dollars? That's Scrumpa-Lumpalis!

by Kenney January 11, 2005

Super Lumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while defecating, while concurrently eating a sandwich.

Last night Jack and Jill went out for some raunchy Mexican food. Later that night, they stopped by jersey mikes for a snack. After getting home, Jill was horny as hell, but Jack had the shits from his Mexican food. Jill went down on him, while he was still taking the shit. At this moment, Jack yelled "Bitch, get me muh motha fuckin sangwich, hoe". She got it and he began eating while receiving this wonder blow job. That was the best Super Lumpkin Jack ever got.

by Nik Squared October 21, 2008

lumpy

A male who is usually chubby without being fat. This person usually has mental issues.

Matt is getting way out of control, he's being really lumpy.

by Dukette August 22, 2008