Marklar's definitions

lumpkin

The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.

After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

Rock the Casbah

To fuck.

"Man, me and her ROCKED THE CASBAH all fuckin' night!"

by marklar August 18, 2003

squishy_fun

11 year old boy who wets the bed.

Your mom is squishy_fun..

by Marklar January 30, 2005

Halloween Surprise

When you drill a hole in a bowl of candy and stick your penis in so the next dumbass kid who sticks his hand in gets a little extra "candy" than he bargained for.

"Tonight whoever comes to my door is gonna get a little 'Halloween Surprise'"

by marklar July 23, 2004

What Would Bam Do?

A saying basically meaning what it sounds like, asking yourself what to do in a situation as if you were Bam. As in Bam Margera. As in the idol of every kid in America. Of the world. Of the universe. Yeah w/e, just see WWBD to see the rest of the shit on him.

"Hmmmm...what a peculiar predicament...what would Bam do?"

by marklar December 8, 2003

half-lumpkin

The act of defacation without the benefit of concurrent oral sex.

Since Niles was infected with herpes, Jeeves had to settle for a half-lumpkin when nature called.

by Marklar August 18, 2004

N.G.S.

See NICOLE GELLERT SYNDROME.

See NICOLE GELLERT SYNDROME

by marklar May 25, 2003