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The act of receiving oral sex while defecating, while concurrently eating a sandwich.
Last night Jack and Jill went out for some raunchy Mexican food. Later that night, they stopped by jersey mikes for a snack. After getting home, Jill was horny as hell, but Jack had the shits from his Mexican food. Jill went down on him, while he was still taking the shit. At this moment, Jack yelled "Bitch, get me muh motha fuckin sangwich, hoe". She got it and he began eating while receiving this wonder blow job. That was the best Super Lumpkin Jack ever got.
by Nik Squared September 05, 2008
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
by ET4444 November 12, 2007
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