smoot jooky

(noun) Any type of soda pop, especially when the brand is not known or mentioning the brand name is to be avoided.

Rachel isn't old enough to order a beer, so she had smoot jooky instead.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

the hot joon

a sexual action where male grabs his partners ass then tries his hardest to rip them apart until the rim of the anus is bleeding the male then procedes to lick it off

damn that u should give him the hot joon

by joonster February 20, 2009

OMG JOOZ

A type of moronic, vapid and hysteric antisemitism. Usually typified by a overblown and irrational reaction to something that the speaker blames the Jews for. Refers to antisemitism seen in juvenile internet forums and youTube comments, and the term derives from the style of writing often seen in such online comments.

There usually aren't too many interesting comments on a foxnews.com article about the economy until some troll goes all "OMG JOOZ" and starts blaming everything on Israel.

by robfrikkin July 5, 2009

joot

A sweaty scrotum resulting from a hard day's work.
In particular, the odour produced by said scrotum.

"I scratched my sack, now my hand smells like joot"
"You're a dirty joot"

by Steggs July 16, 2006

joogumba

When a Filipino makes an unbelievable fart that causes his rectum to bleed.

OMG Austin you just made a joogumba?!

by Matt November 29, 2004

jooftie

female, chick, girl, potential scrape, specifically non-girlfriend

"check out that group of joofties over there"
"im gonna go throw some chat on that jooftie shes been eyeing me"
"how's the jooft?"

by O.Cheung April 18, 2008

Joobs

A nickname the fans call Julian Fernando Casablancas, lead vocalist of The Strokes, genius poet, master of music, lord of all living things, professional beauty queen and dorky loser.

-Is that Jesus singing?
-No! It's Joobs!

"Joobs Casablancas is hella sexy" - President Barak Obama.

by theteenwonder December 29, 2013