Bed Yam

A person who sits in bed and watches television or plays on the computer too much.

George would rather sit in bed and watch movies ( be a Bed Yam) than go out with his friends.

by sally44567 January 1, 2012

hotel bed

Hotel bed is a bed you can enjoy fucking (hard) in. No other reason for having one than that reason alone.

Dude my hotel bed broke from fucking so hard last night.

by Kinkybitch101 March 27, 2015

Bed knight

A person who prefers giving sexual pleasure during intercourse. Pairs with pillow princess/prince.

A pillow princess like Caroline needs a bed knight like Ray.

by Canela 61 August 12, 2022

Bath & Bed

When your mate can’t hack it on a night out in Cardiff (Stag 2022) and they need to head back for a Bath & Bed.

Jordan’s had it, Bath & Bed for him…

by Anonymous Cardiff July 25, 2022

to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 9, 2023

Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019

Bed Bug

The scourge of the Earth as far as insects go. The closest thing to a living hell short of a chronic condition or painful disease. A small itchy insect that will cause you to lose sleep to the point where you will verge on the brink of insanity, but after you live with them for a few years you will slowly real yourself back in. Has a strong negative effect on quality of life as a whole, as your work performance will suffer, visitors will find out and never come back or you stop inviting them in the first place (social isolation) and you give up hope for the future as you've gotten rid of almost all your furniture and had your home fumigated several times, but yet, they're still there. If you are allergic (not everyone is) you will NEVER be presentable in public, as you will have red welts on most of the places on your body, such as the back of your arms, the love handle area, around your knees and lower thighs, etc. While sitting idle in your own home, you will rarely ever go two full minutes without itching ever again unless you're moving and active. Without taking some measures to keep their numbers down, you will eventually find that they are traveling in the clothes you're wearing while in public. You'll be checking out some international calling cards at your local Dollar General and look down and see a rust colored bug crawling across your chest. You'll learn to hate them so bad you smoosh them between your fingers whenever you see one.

If I don't get rid of these bed bugs, I may just torch my house and all my possessions and start anew.

by Sifting Through July 23, 2017