to bed someone

In short, to have sexual intercourse with someone, regardless of gender (and age in specific cases).

“I had to bed someone, it was totally crazy, she wasn’t even a ten dude..”

by sorrower July 09, 2023

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017

Bed-meat

The state of being so tired that your brain ceases to function and you become a lump of flesh.

I am so exhausted tonight, I'm just going to be bed-meat.

by FoodieK July 07, 2022

bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint

"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."

by Deathnote2002 June 27, 2017

Womble in the bed

The act of a poor soul waking up from a frighteningly realistic nightmare in which there is a womble in the bed with them- and exclaiming it out loud, usually waking up their partner.

“Ah mate, there’s a fucking womble in the bed”

by Bolly Hee September 07, 2020

bed sugar

An alternate way to describe having sex in bed. Used by those who also use "sexy time" to describe sex.

Hey honey, you want some bed sugar?

by AmeelMD January 09, 2019

Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.

Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."

by After Life Definer July 04, 2017