Goon

Someone that is half witted.

Or someone that is very immature and has a very poor personality, generally unaware of things happening around them. Goon is also a mild insult.

"Oi did you hear Owen spent £150 on a twitch gamer"

"Oh that kids such a goon"

by Owenburgyboy July 13, 2016

goon's age

A long ass time.

I haven't seen her in a goon's age.

by audacious mermaid January 31, 2018

Goon

Noun
A foolish or stupid person.

Sam was being a goon.
Sarah is a goon.

by Rhtfhydjhf December 6, 2018

Goonad

Another term for 'gonad', or balls.

Goonad was actually used by batshit Colonel Custer in the film Little Big Man, in an amusing segment.

by Thoringerveer February 28, 2019

Goon

Same as saying ‘silly’ or ‘goof-ball’
Used in a fun joking manner

Paul “When I get drunk I like to play Xbox in my army gear”
Bob “lol dude ur such a goon!”

by BasicSavage01 April 29, 2019

Goon

Idiot

‘That kid is such a goon’

by [e-mail] July 31, 2019

Goon Drop

To CC someone on an email purely to put pressure on the primary recipient.

Colleague 1: "How's the big report going?"
Colleague 2: "Mark hasn't been has dropped the ball and let the deadline slip, I'm going to Goon Drop the CEO so he hurries the fuck up."

by GoonDropBear December 10, 2019