A gard is the same thing as a cigarette. Usually used to talk about smoking and cigarettes when your parents, who aren't aware that you're a smoker, are around.
"Yo, wanna go smoke a gard?"
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
"Yeah! You know me, I'd never say no to a smoke, lmao!"
Or, if parents are present:
"Gard?"
"Yup."
by lil gard March 1, 2018
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A party with absolutely NO WOMEN. Usually consists of about 10 to 15 guys sitting in an apartment or dorm, getting drunk off of keystone, and waiting for girls to show up. When patience starts wearing thin one guy usually pulls out a guitar and starts to sing. This type of party can go on all night.
Guests: "Hey man, thanks for inviting us to your party."
Nate: "Yeah, no problem. Just make yourselves at home."
Guests: "Dude there's no girls here! Is this a GARDEN PARTY?"
Nate: "You guys wanna hear this new song I learned on guitar?"
Nate: "Yeah, no problem. Just make yourselves at home."
Guests: "Dude there's no girls here! Is this a GARDEN PARTY?"
Nate: "You guys wanna hear this new song I learned on guitar?"
by the-chad June 3, 2010
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Get the garden snake mug.Parafield Gardens is a big suburb in Adelaide's northern suburbs. It is the best place in the world even though most people who dont live in parafield gardens say that its feral. Parafield gardens is home to Parafield gardens high school and its the best school in the world but people who never went there say its feral.
by parafieldgardens4eva June 21, 2010
Get the Parafield Gardens mug.uhh just about the most legendary travel baseball team that has ever taken the field in Garden City. Team that was coached by the dumpiest man you will ever meet. This would not stop the team from winning on and off the field. Often got on the bad side of umpires for being loud and obnoxious. The least serious team in the entire world that actually wins. Gets wrecked at tournaments but has a good time. The players on team are spoiled by their parents and have some of the nicest gear out there. You can tell they're from Nassau County just by looking at what kind of sunglasses they wear(sweet oakleys).
Friend-"Yo did you see the Garden City Nighthawks game?"
Other friend-"Yeah man, they crushed that team and looked amazing doing it."
Other friend-"Yeah man, they crushed that team and looked amazing doing it."
by William Peter June 1, 2011
Get the Garden City Nighthawks mug.A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.
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