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cucumber farm

The insertion of many cucumbers in the anus at one point of time.
"Ahh, my ass is sore!"
"How come Isaiah?"
"I had a cucumber farm up there!"
by Sir Kaneye East III May 11, 2016
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Turnip farming

A sex act popular in certain fetish circles.

It involves a man cumming inside the asshole of a partner. He then eats out the asshole to get the "turnip seed" (cum). Turnip farming requires that the asshole cannot be cleaned out beforehand (there must be "soil" present). There is some disagreement in the community as to how much soil should be present. While some members enjoy nothing more than a dirty asshole, more hardcore fetishists may take more extreme measures (e.g. drugs, restricting bowel movements, etc.) in order to increase the amount of soil present.
Bob regularly engages in turnip farming. Yesterday, he came in Sally's asshole and farmed his turnips.
by Sexbeard August 2, 2016
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subsistence farming

Agriculture that provides food to the farmer and his/her family, with little or no product for trade. The practitioners are very susceptible to famine.
The Ethiopian practice of subsistence farming, is almost suicidal.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 13, 2010
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farm boy

it's actualy called Doing the farm boy...
this is the act of pinching one nostrile closed and blowing wads of goo out the other and all over the floor.
"I hate my ex-wife so much,I did a farm boy all over her pillow".
(Great Idea? Rite guys?)
by mavros April 29, 2006
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farm boy

boy who smells like crap
man, he stinks, he must be a farm boy
by Bob Marsters June 4, 2003
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Bot Farm

dank memer discord server that zima owns and FAK co-owns
user: puts "dank" in join server thing
discord: thats bot farm
by notweirddude July 3, 2020
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Twat Farm

The term used to define a woman's vagina when she is wearing tight pants or shorts, and the land surrounding her twat is attractive in appearance. A twat farm is usually found on college campus' across the United States, where girls wear yoga pants or spandex shorts 93.7% of the time. Noun. (language of origin: Sioux Fallsian)
Dude check out the twat farm at 9 o'clock! She's got space too!
by NTITUS54 September 16, 2012
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