Donald Duck

Who's got the sweetest disposition? One guess, that's who. Who never ever starts an argument, who never shows a bit of temperment? Who's never wrong, but always right? Who'd never dream of starting a fight? Who gets stuck with all the bad luck?

Donald Duck always gets screwed over by his friends and relatives.

by no-one of consequence November 13, 2003

Duck Tales

The telling of an unfactual story.

You didn't do that, stop telling duck tales.

by E Style February 14, 2006

Duck ass

Hiding

Look at that duck ass boy.

by BIG FISHSCALE TUNA BOI November 26, 2014

salty duck

placing a semen filled condom on the lips of your victim you violated through anal intercourse creating a duck bill effect causing your victim to "quack" semen.

salty duck is very similar to felching. I gave a girl the salty duck to see her quack with surprise!!

by Dr. Felcher February 26, 2009

Duck Shoes

When someone is walking, you make fart noises with your hands to the rhythm of their foot steps

Little did she know, the old woman was wearing duck shoes.

by Sethxy September 26, 2009

Duck tap

when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.

Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!

by mangina4 January 12, 2011

duck dodger

Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.

Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig

Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger

by Winterfresh Gum October 28, 2008