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Only the most amazing show you will see on modern television, including many ducks, and a giant redneck family.
Si: Hey did you see Duck Dynasty last night?
Willie: Of course, that's the best show ever!
by willie6969 April 14, 2013
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Jan 24 Word of the Day
1. (noun) An abbreviation for stimulus check

2. (verb; stimmied) to get fucked by your government
Me and my homies are going to use our stimmys on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk
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any man with a large unkempt nasty ass beard.
"Hey man, check out duckdynasty over there. He keeps trying to talk to me about government conspiracies."
by bloodklotter May 22, 2014
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The worst thing that ever happen to western civization. Not only is it a complete waste of ones unretrievable moments of life but it also lowers your I.Q. by five points per episode watched. However, it is a great litmus test for fishing out morons.
Moron: Hey, did you hear what Si said last night on Duck Dynasty?

Nonmoron: No, I was busy watching a Feynman lecture on YouTube.
by FinnTheLight September 10, 2013
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One of many American shows that have contributed to the slowing down of the progression of man kind.

After only a minute of watching,

I experienced a deep desire to hate fuck each one of them in the mouth.
Moreover, it has scared my wife from conceiving children due to fear of the insane offsprings these hillybilly-redneck hybrids might spawn.
See also... HoneyBoobooRedneckhickhillbillyduck dynasty
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by Carlmeister January 16, 2016
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When multiple women and a man get together and rip pillows open, pull the feathers out. Then fuck in the pile of feathers.
"Bro..I just did a Duck Dynasty last night with the girls from room 220."
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A polygamist commune of gay married homosexual men living as a family unit. Know for their frequent gay orgies at which the grunting sounds of numerous men amid various angry sex acts can sound like a flock of angry ducks.
1. Person 1: Have you seen Joe recently? Person 2: Didn't you hear? He married into that duck dynasty out in the desert.

2. The group of apes grunting in unison sounded like a duck dynasty.
by InnocentBystander69 March 27, 2014
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