Dingle

The first of the three known stages of a human penis. Characterized by its shrucken and krinkled appearance. Also for the scrodom holding a very silly-putty-esque consistansy. This stage is achieved with no sexual arrousal.

Youngs boys have constant dingle, until their balls drop.

by Jow Blob September 26, 2007

dingleberry

A dingleberry is very simply, a piece of fecal matter which hangs on to the ass hair within a mans ass crack ommiting an unpleasent odor which can be smelled when close to ones ass. It can also cause itching in the anal area.

Damn man, I got a case of dingleberrys. I better clean my shit better next time.

by C. Ciccone September 22, 2005

Turkish Danglers

An abnormally big and saggy clitoris or large flabby loose vagina lips

I was about to fuck ur moms when i noticed she had a nasty set of Turkish Danglers!!!

by Redmayng December 12, 2006

dingleberry

A mass of toilet paper and feces that clings to the anus and surrounding anal hairs.

While scratching my rectum, I was pleasantly suprised to find a plethora of dingleberries suspended in my pubic hair.

by Allen Schmidt May 8, 2003

dingle

Sorry little inbreed with a low IQ. This sort of person normally resides in such small towns as Hythe where everyone sleeps with everyone else. Dingle also refers to family on the UK TV Program (soap) Emmerdale.

The Dingle family were a bunch of inbred simpletons - same as everyone from Burnley!!! Signed, A PNE fan.

by bleee November 12, 2008

Dingle fuck

Someone who dials the wrong area code and insists that they have the right number.

He is a dingle fuck.

by Kpb April 24, 2005

sea-dingle

A sex act involving two people in which salmon roe is used as lubrication facilitating anal penetration by a penis.

Yeah, I was out camping with my wife. I got lucky when we went fishing and then again when we went back to the tent. She was totally down for a sea-dingle.

by johnnyfive December 10, 2008