College Confidential

The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.

A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)

by Coffee0239 May 6, 2020

Man Confetti

Cum, ejaculate
“🎊”

“Man confetti is ready to make the bed wetty”

by MAN CONFETTI October 27, 2020

dress code conformist

One who enters a retail estblishment that has a sign posted,"Shirt and Shoes Required", wearing only shoes and a shirt......no pants or underwear. AKA freeball shopping.

I went into Gas 'n Guzzle as a dress code conformist and they still had me arrested.

by wolfbait51 November 13, 2011

With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence.

An amazing saying by Arin Hanson of Game Grumps.

"I want someone to use With Great Confidence comes Great Wonfidence."

by memeboi6942 December 12, 2020

confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.

Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?

by S_M_A January 23, 2009

confidence boost

Confidence boost is when a really shy person gets really confident and doesn't care about any consequences of any actions, it always lasts for a day or two. Later the person regrets it.

Jill - Didn't Joe use to be the quietest kid in school? Why is he suddenly so confident now?
Dan - I think he got a confidence boost
Jill - Oh....This better end well

by The biggest Grammar Nazi December 12, 2015

Solitary Confinement

You searched up solitary.
Did you mean "School"?
Or "School"?
Did I mention "School"?

AJ: Hey, can I meet you at Solitary Confinement?
Jackal: Sure, bro! Are they serving the dog shit- I mean "Mac & Cheese" again?

by TrumpIsATramp November 27, 2020