The Click Splinter

When your cock slips off your computer mouse and briefly rubs over the piece of balsa wood that you use as a mouse pad and in turn gives your penis tip a splinter

I can not describe how pleasant the click splinter was and how unpleasant my mom's mexican wedding planner can be and is

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

Dumb Clicking

Also known as "dead clicking" is when a person has too much energy but not enough brain power, and starts rapidly clicking (2 or more times in succession) in the same area of the screen instead of saving clicks and keypresses for intelligent and productive actions.

dumb clicking
Fanboi 1: Wow that LoL pro is spamming left Clic leik crayZ

Fanboi 2: League of Legends is a dumb game for dumb people so I'm not surprised how many dumb clicks per minute these guys are pulling

Fanboi 1: oof

by NYCDIESEL March 31, 2020

Click fuck

When making clicking sounds with your tongue as a straight male while actively dry humping someone that is also a straight male.

Hey Christopher I havent seen you in a while lets catch up and maybe click fuck!

by milkmuncher1 December 16, 2024

click-bait

brawadis

brawadis is click-bait

by lil neeth January 21, 2021

Loud Clicking

Annoying as fuck

Christopher Brown loves loud clicking like a whore

by Cumm ass June 8, 2021

please click "add it"

make sure this definition gets voted in, please and thanks. :))

please click "add it" or I will CRY ME A RIVER (that was a Justin timberlake song reference) (( I'm old)) ((( jk I'm actually not old, got you)))

by ineedatish April 9, 2017

Using negativity to get clicks

Still!? Still with that imaginary bullshit, huh? No. No. You eat a dick.

Hym "And how many of you are using 'YouTube default?' Huh? To get clicks? How man of you cock suckers are using the 'YouTube default' to manipulate YouTubes algorithm? Andy did it! He's the most extreme example! So, some of you motherfuckers are doing it, ain't you? Yeaaaah buddy. Actually, SAYING the people are using negativity to get attention IS PART OF 'YOUTUBE DEFAULT' yuh fuck! Look at you! Look at how fucking stupid you look saying that fucking shit to me. The algorithm boosts the YOUTUBE DEFAULT and NOT the negativity, bitch! NOT THE NEGATIVITY! Using negativity to get clicks is not a thing that works. My profound rhetorical, monological, and dialogical prowess is the reason you are reading this shit right now! I am literally unparalleled! I alone stand above all others! I am the exalted one! My seed is probably worth a million dollars a sperm at this point! My power cannot be contained!"

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024