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brown derby 

The incessant and immediate need to race to the toilet after downing a cup of coffee. The race is between you and your bowels. Hopefully you win!
Jay walking home from Sunday morning brunch with friends and all of a sudden starts sprinting towards his apartment

Mikal: Hey Jay where are you going?!?
Jay: I had too much coffee! I got a turtle pushing cloth!
Mikal: BROWN DERBY!
brown derby by Travis Urban October 18, 2008
Sucking up to the techer SO much that their head is so far up the teacher's ass that they get brown on their nose from the poo.
"Ew what a browner always sucking up to the teacher"
Browner by Thien October 2, 2005

Brownchickenbrowncow 

Slang for sex. It sounds like the music used in old porn movies, like "baum-chica-baum-wow"
"After dinner I can't wait to brownchickenbrowncow"

hangover brown 

the colour of your shit the morning after a good night of drinking beer. see hangover black if you've been drinking guinness

texas brown chowder 

Texas Brown Chowder is chowder that originates from Brownsville Texas. It is best made after a vacation south of the border to Mexico. When ones feces are sufficiently softened (about the consistency of curry) you may crap in a bowl and mix it with jabeneros and rattle snake. It is best served hot and all over the recipients face/

Texas Brown Chowder was served to Guy LeDouche on Spike TV’s MXC.
When in Texas, you must try the Texas Brown Chowder after reciving a Texas Chilli Bowl

stephanie brown 

The sexiest batgirl ever, a big spoiler alert and the Fourth Robin
stephanie brown by Soyblitz October 17, 2013