Where the bear shit in the buckwheat

To tell someone where the bear shit in the buckwheat means to explain something to them that they are very likely to know already, especially because it is self-evident.

«I'm not that stupid that I actually need somebody to tell me where the bear shit in the buckwheat: I can see for myself who the bad guy in the film is. Ta!»

by The_big_Vingtetunieme June 25, 2009

Huggy Bear

A person who is extremely huggable, usually a male who is tall and well built. They have the characteristics of a bear, usually in the case of a male Huggy Bear have facial hair or at least stubble. The Huggy Bear is the kind of person you would run to after being scared or frightened for a protective hug or if you are feeling sad they will also be good to hug, they make you feel safe and cared for. Make excellent substitutes for Teddy Bears.

Buggie - I could really do with a hug, I feel kinda sad....I wish I had a Huggy Bear

by Buggie August 11, 2013

Drake's Beard

This is the best beard on the face of the earth, this beard will but all others to shame and it will one day rule the world with its awesomeness. This beard will, at the end of its life ascend into heaven on wings, and become the new ruler of heaven and earth.

Man 1 "Dude did you see that Drake's Beard?"
Man 2 "Yeah that beard will some day rule us all."
Man 1 "I know what you mean, I wish my beard was that awesome."

by Z@C February 26, 2011

Bear Trap

When performing 69 for a girl, the man sneezes thereby startling the girl who bites down on the defenseless wang as a reflex.

James knew better than to do 69 with Jen with his cold, but after 7 stitches and 5 weeks of painful peeing, he learned his lesson.

by Dougie February 5, 2004

Gummy Bear Porn

To position gummy bears into sexual positions, often times causing massive gummy bear orgies

I spent all last night creating a movie using gummy bear porn!

by Paraprincess February 23, 2011

Bearded Clam

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006

grow the beard

"Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.

"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."

by Walter Wiese April 28, 2006