Besard
He is the funniest person you will ever know. You should go out with him, he's kinda cool. And you can prank with him so many people. And he loves food!
besard is life
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bearded expense
An ancient god of earbud destruction reborn as a Team fortress 2 Player, Known for accompanying The YouTuber Soundsmith he will frequently use his mic for Screaming and making other Eldritch sounds that no human should be able to make. Generally seen as a heavy main that is both useful and Fucking hilarious at the same time. He's the most meme-ish of SoundSmith's Small team.
Man; Hey did you see that new Soundsmith video with bearded expense in it?
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
Man 2; Yeah he was messing around with a team of heavies on random servers! My ears kinda hurt now though...
bearded expense by HeccinAngeryCinnabon February 24, 2019
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Beardgrub
Beardgrub / 'beerd / gruhb (slang) noun
1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.
2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.
3. These women will not take no for an answer
1. Handmade blended oils packed with vitamins and nutrients applied externally to feed and nourish facial hair.
2. Women will uncontrollably desire you thus giving you an indistinguishable competitive edge.
3. These women will not take no for an answer
Beardgrub by Webdictionary June 3, 2018
Merlin's Beard
Merlin's Beard by Merlin Himself May 26, 2009
Beardability
Beardability by JonnyD1988 July 5, 2014
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