stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker

stupid ignorant mexican illegal that doesn't know shit about our laws in this country.

That stupid bean burrito eating mother fucker cant drive worth a shit.

by noillegals August 5, 2010

Burritotarded

1. In which an individual receives a burrito from the Mexican fast food restaurant, and the retard in the kitchen lacks the knowledge to fold a burrito CORRECTLY. This causes the individual extreme inconvenience during the entire eating process, as the burrito spills forth its contents on the individual, and everywhere but contained within the burrito itself.

2. Asking for an exception when ordering a burrito from a Mexican fast food restaurant (e.g., no salsa, etc.), yet receiving the burrito with the exception nonetheless.

1. "Get me a knife and fork for this one, looks like Pepe was BURRITOTARDED today..."

2. "Every Rubios I go to must be BURRITOTARDED...I ask for no salsa Fresca on my Shrimp Burrito every time, and the serve it with that crap anyway."

by FanService June 29, 2004

burrito-bomb

the throwing of a burrito(tacos,fajitas also acceptable) at a hooker. ( it is crucial to have taken at least one bite from the projectile to ensure maximum splatter upon impact. also so that you did not completely waste $.89 )

last night Dave and I went to Taco Bell, and on the drive home, Dave rolled down his window and burrito-bombed the shit out of this hooker!

by IrSotallyTober January 13, 2010

Burrito Bear

A man who is extremly hungry and could eat all he could own and still be hungry at all times.

1. he just ate 9 pizzas, 4 bowls of rice and still hungry, such a burrito bear

by Golden cock September 9, 2010

burrito fart

When you're nearing the end of the burrito and the pressure builds up at the bottom and rips the tortillia causing some juices to explode like a fart.

Will: dude si bought these super packed burritos at Chi-Chi's

Scott: man I love that burrito fart that happens when you're nearing the bottom.

Will: fucken finger licking

by mightykid420 October 17, 2015

smelly burrito

When you have anal sex with a woman and she releases demons on your dick, so BEWARE!

(Act of a smelly burrito occurring)

WHOO! HEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEEHEE!!!!!!! OOHOOHOOHOOHOOHOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OH HO HO HO HO HO!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah! My dick!!!!!!!

by Cummy worm May 24, 2011

Cunt Burrito

A person who is obnoxiously loud and unappealing. Known for causing extreme rage in other people. Most people who interact with such a person are consumed with an inescapible urge to chop this person's head off and shove it very far up a lower orifice. Often emits the smell of scallops.

Girl: "Watch it, boy, you're emitting a strong smell of scallops."
Boy: "Did you just call me a cunt burrito?"

by Chu~! September 24, 2011