Burrito bombing

Burrito bombing is when one goes to Taco Bell and buys a burrito. Then and only then the burrito is completely opened exposing its contents. The burrito is then taken to a place where there is a large gathering of people whereupon the burrito is thrown into the crowd. You and your friends then quickly drive away.

Dude 1: So many middle school nerds gather outside the theater on Friday nights. We should do a drive by burrito bombing!

Dude 2: Hell yeah!

by ukrufus March 3, 2010

burrito blues

Feeling bloated and full after eating a Burrito that is way too big to be eaten in one sitting.

You don't look so good....you ok? "I don't feel so good and I can't focus on any work after lunch....I have the Burrito Blues!"

by mookbat May 18, 2016

burrito snatcher

One who snatches burritos right out of your hand

Did you see padro? He’s such a burrito snatcher!

by BurritoSnatcherVictim April 18, 2019

Toledo Burrito

A Toledo Burrito is a small group of adults (of many different nationalities), having a sexual encounter in bed together. Most of whom are either from or visiting the great city of Toledo, Ohio.

Totally scratched off Toledo Burrito off my bucket list. Took home those two babes of varying skin color last night, and... oh man. Awesome.

by HotCarlCommish August 25, 2017

The Golden Burrito

When you urinate on your partner and wrap them up in a blanket. To top it off, cum on them and sprinkle with a little cilantro.

I gave that bitch The Golden Burrito last night.

by Lisaharv September 4, 2015

wet burrito

premature ejaculation

I tried to order the fish tacos but I was distracted by the hot girl at del taco and received a wet burrito instead.

by Garthdog October 17, 2008

Bean Burrito

A sexual position in which one person is laying flat on their back and the other person is squatted on top of them, much like sitting on the toilet. The person standing (typically the female) will then proceed to shit on the person on the ground's chest ; mimicking that of a bean burrito when the beans fall out onto the ground or paper plate.

"So did y'all guys have sex last night?"
"Nah, we didn't do anything special. She gave me a Bean Burrito though."

by Sliced Kid April 19, 2016