Any food/drink, preferably yogurt, that has been tainted by semen from the person not eating/drinking the substance.
When he went to the kitchen, I asked Jeremy to grab me a beer but I think he may have turned it into an Albuquerque yogurt when I wasn't looking because it tasted the way Ben's breath smells.
by ZeeLeader October 7, 2011
Get the Albuquerque Yogurt mug.When 8 German tourists in Alabama dress up as futuristic pilgrims and before an orgy they ceremoniously kill a bull, hollow out its ballsack while listening to system of a down (Armenian metal band) once they perform the ceremony they crawl into the ballsack and an orgy ensues for 12.5 minutes and then they repeat once a month
by AdamnGeraldo April 27, 2017
Get the albanian cattle sack mug.He was a guy named Albert who moved to Mexico and became Alberto and somehow it triggered a life-long Albertophobia.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 30, 2019
Get the Albertophobia mug.The act of taking a hot pepper, sticking it into her cooter, and breaking it off. Then, light her pubes on fire.
Voila! A Flaming Albuquerque.
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That ho wouldn't stop nagging, so when she got drunk and passed out I woke her up with a Flaming Albuquerque. She won't forget those scars anytime soon.
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Get the Albane mug.Noun: a brand of hair care products trademarked and patented in 1955 by The Alberto Company (now Alberto-Culver), and famously employed by such celebrities as Lucille Ball and Jacqueline Kennedy-Onassis.
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Get the Alberto VO5 mug.R.A.F. slang for a C-130 "Hercules" transport aircraft and its derivatives. Generally considered a term of affection for the aircraft type.
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