Pasley Red 

Biological: The shade a person who was once pasley white turns when he/she spends too much time in the out of doors.

Artistic: More vibrant red than what is commonly accepted as fire truck red.

Biological:
Man 1: Fall asleep in the pool?
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: You are looking a bit Pasley Red.
Man 2: Piss.

Artistic:
Critic: Oh I just love how your Pasley White rose sits in a field of Pasley Red.

Artist: Why thank you, i just thought that it would....
Critic: Quiet!
Artist: Yes Ma'am.

Pasley Red by His Exelency H.R.E. July 12, 2009

Artificial Red Wings 

To shave your tongue to produce blood and performing oral sex on a woman

John went down on his girlfriend after shaving his tongue and called it artificial red wings.

Artificial Red Wings by DirtyJoshDiablo2 December 17, 2010

Diarrhea Red 

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

Diarrhea Red by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

shiny red magic 

a touch of something very very special. converts the humdrum every day to bells and whistles with extra sparkly bits.

When speaking of a highly tuned scooter..

"Well it's had a bit of shiny red magic" = it goes like stink!

shiny red magic by parka March 15, 2012

blowjob red 

The shade of red that one's lips turn from prolonged kissing, dick sucking, or enjoying a nice cherry popsicle.

#1

Person 1: "I wonder what that girl was doing behind that building over there."

Person 2: "Her lips are blowjob red; someone must have been having a good time back there."

#2

"I was eating a popsicle and now my lips are blowjob red!"

blowjob red by New Cancer July 13, 2012

Code Red 

The knowledge that your girl is on her period, with the intent to have sex with her anyways.

Man I got a code red this weekend, oh well a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do.

Code Red by Themanwithaplan1455 August 25, 2015

The Red Crow 

AKA the Jimmy Harrison
Can usually be found saying "faaarrrrkk" while in stressing environments

See also "Red Rhino"

I did "the red crow" the other day when my mrs bit my dick while giving me head

The Red Crow by Zaccymac13 March 13, 2016