House of ill compute

a church or temple.

(parody of the term house of ill repute)

ah! The christian's must be heading to the house of ill compute.

by Qrez October 13, 2017

Leg up on the competition

A relationship between two men when they realize they are Bucephalus and the Alexander made manifest. Living embodiment of a twin soul who realize that they are each other's shadow who cannot go forward in life, being at the end of their rope, having reached their limit, finding solace, fidelity, and mutual respect, admiration and cooperation. The homoerotic as harmonious accord to by-pass realized limitations to their psyche and self-perceptions, becoming better than they were. Iron sharpening iron

Needing a "Leg up on the competition," they decided to join forces, realizing then, in that moment that they had become stronger together, a force of nature- that which brings reckoning; inner transformation by merging with another being.

Leg refers to a male's penile member after the mind has been properly and compassionately linked, usually following an epiphany thru mutual reciprocity and respectful attitudes from two men who realize they are equals that makes the man feel at ease with himself and the universe , leading to arousal and ending in an erection and full mast: a leg up so to speak

by BAnth0s January 4, 2018

Corking it completely

Corking it completely refers to completely messing something/yourself up. However, it could also refer to crashing (going to sleep) but only if you or the person in question is very tired. Other forms of the term include corked completely and totally corked. Also, this term should not be confused with corking it

CORKING IT COMPLETELY EXAMPLES:
1. I studied so much for the geography test but I still corked it completely...
2. My brains turning to mush and I can’t think straight... I think I might cork it completely.

by Bean Fiend June 6, 2018

wrist-twist compromise

Refers to where you and another male friend are "group-spooning" with a nice gal on the beach or in bed, and she has her "lower" arm/hand (i.e., the one from the shoulder that she's lying on) extended out in front of her and the dude whom she's spooning is contentedly clasping this hand. So of course you therefore wish to hold her "upper" hand, but the prob is that this would ordinarily oblige one of you to rotate your wrist an entire half-turn to position your hand palm-upwards, which would likely cause a somewhat-painful wrenching of your wrist. So instead, you both twist your wrists just a quarter of a turn so that your palms are facing each other, and then interlace your fingers.

My buddy and I were having a nice long group-spoon with Tiffany as a reward for our assisting her around the house for a few hours, and I ended up spooning her from behind. Well, naturally, I wanted to hold her hand, but it would have been too painful for either of us to turn our hand upwards --- especially after the strenuous housework-exertion that we had all just been through --- so we performed a wrist-twist compromise and thus were able to happily clasp hands all the same.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Hemingray Glass Company

The Hemingray Glass Co. was based in Muncie, Indiana, and operated from the early 1850s, until the late 1960s, producing different telegraph insulators. The most popular insulator Hemingray made was the Hemingray 42 (CD 154) which was produced by the millions. Another was the Hemingray No. 9 (CD 106) which was produced by the millions, also, but was less popular. When the company started, threadless insulators, (insulators that did not have threads inside) were used, most notably on the Transcontinental Railroad Then during the early 1870s, the style of the insulator changed to fit a threaded pin after the previous design failed. Hemingray issued a patent on December 19th, 1871 for a group of insulators including the CD 120, CD 125, and others. These are considered some of the earliest threaded insulators in the collection, and are worth money. The company kept manufacturing these until the 1880s when drip points (bead-like orbs on the base of the insulator, allowing water to drip off of it) were invented, and the CD 151 started using them. This lead to a whole new era of insulators including the CD 152, CD 154, and many others. These insulators were in service for years and years, until the 1930s when some styles were being put out of manufacturing, and only a few select styles were being produced. This worked well until the late 1960s when the modern porcelain power insulators were to be used, and almost all glass insulators were put out of service.

I have a CD 125 Western Union insulator from the Hemingray Glass Company

by The Wing Man October 23, 2018

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

Swirl Industrial Complex

when two people of different races get together and it is seen as a bridge to end discrimination. Usually, between a white person and a black person or another person of color.

See also interracial love

All of Amma Assante's films center around the swirl industrial complex ending all the prejuidice in the world.

by Toni Knowles January 19, 2019