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ass baby

Occurs when the caulk a guy deposits in his girlfriend's ass drips so ever slightly into her pussy and impregnates her.
My buddy is the proud papa of an ass baby. I told him too much caulk is not good. I told him if he over caulked his girlfriend to clean up or have an Ass Licker on standby.
by slicksal October 24, 2006
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ass hat

an asshole, general purpose insult.
by jjjjjjjjjjjjm August 11, 2006
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beat ass

someone who is cheap and never has pot or money or anything and begs for everything

syn. bum
nick greenfield is a fucking beat ass
by Not a beat ass September 10, 2008
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Thick Ass

The thing that Kim Kardashian is globally recognized for and praised and ejaculating off upon.
Jon, "WOAH! Look at the thick ass on that babe!"
Mark, "Oh my God let's dually ejaculate!"
-both men ejaculate-
Mark and Jon, "THAT WAS AWESOME!!"
by BigWiseGuy December 20, 2014
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Ass Mode

An intentional series of behaviors or statements by a disgruntled employee designed to harass the employer with out reaching a level that would result in the justified termination of the employee.

Ass Mode was first seen on the CBS "Late Late Show" with Craig Ferguson. Where Craig often say's something that is not politically correct or controversial ad will end the statement with the CBS catch phrase "CBS Cares" This behavior has also been seen on the "David Letterman Show" when Dave will say things about GE which owns CBS.
Craig will sometimes tell the audience that the show is running in ass mode because CBS is so cheap that the lighting hasn't been fixed, or a graphic was reused by crossing out part of it and crudely drawing in the new material
by duroncrush July 14, 2011
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ass factory

1. someone who sucks so much rim, that one is forced to refer to him/her as an ass factory (usually from Boston, MA).

2. a manufacturing facility which produces large quantities of ass.

i.e. a New England Patriots fan
Josh: Did you see that New England Patriots game last Sunday?

Weave: Why, as a matter of fact, I did Josh. Did you happen to notice Tom "I'm a little teapot" Brady giving rim-jobs on the sideline while the defense was on the field?

Josh: I most certainly did. Tom Brady is an ass factory.

Weave: Hahahahaha, he sure is Josh.
by SteelerJav May 30, 2006
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ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load
I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!
by Jake October 27, 2003
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