code red 

the code at burncoat high school (see: Burncoat ) for a major fight/ lockdown. Used once in the 05-07 administration, a large racially induced fight reportedly involving up to sixty students broke out in various wings of the school. Basically it was the blacks and whites (UNITY!) vs. the bilinguals. Highlights include an extremely strong black student locked inside an office taking on as many as 3 bilinguals at once, and supposedly beating one with a phone. The principal got punched in the chest/face, and a crazy vietnam vet / history teacher, made sure he got his. in total 16 got arrested that day, and more were arrested after reviewing video cameras (amazing that burncoat could afford them). sadly it is one of the high points of the 05-07 administration because of his being just an awful principal.

loudspeaker: pleas excuse this interuption... CODE RED!

kid: yes another big fight!

code red by rich toomey November 2, 2007

Mountan Dew code red

spin-off of the highly successful, highly caffinated Mountian Dew. tastes like menstration in a can.

*pops a top*....*sips*..GHACK!!! oh my god what is this???? is it that time of the month again?

Mountan Dew code red by llSmithll March 20, 2005

Georgia red clay 

A girls period mixed with her crap on your dick.

When you are trying to have sex with your girlfriend but she is on her period but she lets you do it anyway but then complains because it hurts to much so she says to stick it in her butt. When you are done you pull it out and look down now you have Georgia red clay.

Georgia red clay by Brandon Byers June 16, 2007

detroit red wings 

One of the oldest teams in the NHL, they are widely considered one of the best teams in the NHL today, and that is is mostly true. However, now, they are mostly just a bunch of old guys (Chelios, take a hint you old useless douche) and need to stop getting their asses kicked by Colorado.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Detroit is Hockeytown!
Other person: No you idiot, that's just what they say in Detroit because it makes them feel like it's THEIR game, which it isn't. Winnipeg is hockey town. Seriously, give Winnipeg a team again. We deserve one.

detroit red wings by guitarhero2 November 1, 2006

salty red wings 

eating a cunt out after it's been fucked and is full of spunk,
either your own, or other blokes jism

I really enjoyed getting me salty red wings. I chewed out me girlfriends snatch after we'd just had a fuck. It was terrific fun, and then me twin brother licked her out as well

salty red wings by Auzziegob March 20, 2008

Bitching Red Wing 

Licking the period blood off of your dog's vagina, preferably in a public setting with lots of people around

Greg's dog Sophie wouldn't stop being a bitch, so he was forced to perform a bitching red wing

Bitching Red Wing by xxDogLiquorxx February 12, 2010

Willis-Red

A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.

Wow. My friend just won a million dollars in a breathing contest, what a Willis-Red.

Willis-Red by Willis-Red March 7, 2012