Willis-Red

A person who is not to be trifled with. Willis, spelled W-I-L-L-I-S, can be translated into the words Alice 2.2, reighncheph and mimsy, although none of these words effect or determine the existence of a Willis-Red. Willis-Red, hereby refereed to as Willis, is one who studies and worships the effects of bishism. He is extremely wise, and is always ready to give advice as long as questions have three q's in the first word and have seven commas in the overall question. His favorite animals are the seal and the polar bear, although he hates all arctic creatures. He once found the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. There is no man, woman, child or aardvark that is greater or more clever then Willis. Willis's name will appear everywhere, but if you look for him, he will not be found.

Wow. My friend just won a million dollars in a breathing contest, what a Willis-Red.

by Willis-Red March 7, 2012

willised

When a rapper can't finish the final bars in his verse.

Damn he just willised that one bad.

by LBG4LYFE November 19, 2013

Bruce Willised

To break a man so he cries over everything.
eg: Bruce Willis’ character in friends

That guy has Bruce Willised, he would even cry over spilt milk.

by Bastual March 15, 2024

redskin willie

Much like a wet willie, a redskin willie is performed by inserting a fingertip into the victim's ear. Only instead of saliva, the finger is first coated in period blood.

"Oh my god. Becky totally just gave me a redskin willie after changing her tampon!"

by Wayren December 6, 2014