Spider bags

A little container of e.q. cocaine

"you got them spider bags?"
"yeah nigga, I got'em"

by joaxim June 12, 2012

slide piece

Nickname for a slider pitch in baseball.

Jake Peavy and John Smoltz both throw a mean slide piece.

by Lee Gee August 26, 2007

Spider Dick

A term that descibes a dick during the act of intercourse which leaves the receiver with the distinct impression that they are experiencing eight dicks as opposed to one.

-He has such a spider dick. I honestly thought I'd been tricked into a gang bang until I turned around.

-If only I had a spider dick then maybe I could be lucky with the ladies as well.

-Spider dick, spider dick, does whatever a spider dick does, spin a web? No it' cant, it's a dick! What a dick! Look ouuuutt, here comes the spider dick!

by captain turbo March 9, 2010

Powhatan Slide

Unlike butt fucking,the Powhatan Slide would best be described as "bun-fucking." It occurs when one places his penis in between a girl's butt cheeks and humps until ejaculation.

Butt-girl wanted anal, but JM only gave her the Powhatan Slide.

by Tim Lewandowski February 23, 2005

Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide

A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.

Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.

Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.

*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.

by r2kjowens August 25, 2009

spider pig

The pig from the simpsons movie

Aww i love spider pig from the simpsons movie

by ghfdgjedsjfhbdjhgd August 3, 2007

spider-man

When your fucking a girl (Doesnt matter which way) and right before you about to cum you pull out. You then jizz on your hand and mimicking spider-man throw your jizz in the girls face, while yelling "GO WEB GO!"

"Dude, you seriously gave the bitch the spider-man?

by Relorian February 2, 2005