shoelace express 

a metaphorical railroad that you would 'board' to let your friends know that you're walking.

"All aboard the shoelace express!"

Danny: Are you taking your car?
Sarah: No, battery's dead. Looks like it's the shoelace express for me.

shoelace express by swheatlady February 15, 2009

shovelpugg 

a man or woman who has apeered to have been hit by a shovel in the face, resembling a pugg(dogg)

man,that girl is a shovelpugg to say the least!

shovelpugg by johntomsweensta February 23, 2009

Penis Shoveling 

A sex act where a man shits into a women's vagina or anus and proceeds to dig it out with their penis.

One night my girlfriend asked to try penis shoveling. It ended up being pretty messy.

Dude, penis shoveling is fucking grosser than tubgirl!

Penis Shoveling by Bend Overson November 30, 2016

Shively Roundsteak

1. bologna, literally bologna sausage 2. a finely hashed/ground pork sausage consisting of the undesirable meat scraps on the slaughterhouse floor and containing cubes of lard that originated in the Italian city of Bologna; considered a delicacy in the Kentucky city of Shively.

Aw hell naw, that fool got a Shively Roundsteak sandwich.

Shively Roundsteak by frateshaykr October 19, 2008

Slovely 

Super lovely

You look slovely.

Slovely by blaaaaarg July 13, 2009

sheveled 

Feeling tired as fuck from shoveling anything for a long period of time. Snow, dirt, whatever...

My grandma invited me and my friends over during a snow storm for hot chocolate. i didn't know we'd leave so sheveled...

sheveled by Nerd brigade January 12, 2021

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! 

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009