n. v., pron: 'k'öm-bätt rïmm'
(1) the unbearable
non-stop itch sensation in and around the anus, resulting from prolonged exposure to the harsh climates/conditions, non-permissive,
high stress and unhygienic environments encountered in combat. One obtains the condition by neglecting to thoroughly clean themselves after a dump rushed to completion due to surprise contact taken from the enemy;
(2) a violent never-ending itching sensation obtained via use of
government issued
sub-standard, under-moistened/
dry wipes and/or cleaning materials over an extended period; (3) an impossible-to-resist urge to aggressively dig in one's ass as a result of under-cleaning the post-dump anus and surrounding
crack. Combined with stress-induced, irritated hemorrhoids, this can be a most unpleasant, insanity-inducing experience.
-Corporal 1: "Hurry your simple ass up!"
-Corporal 2: "FUCK OFF! I'm droppin' a deuce! I'll be done in a minute!!"
*clack!---clack-clack-clack!--
pop!
pop!-*
-Staff Sergeant: "CONTACT RIGHT! CONTACT RIGHT!!!"
-Corporal 2: "AW
FUCK!! I'M GONNA GET SUCH BAD COMBAT RIM!"*pulls up pants/returns fire*
