Bert-reading

Reading of a petition perform before signing it, to find out if you should support it or not, although the title is convincing. It's the final stage before signing a petition.

X: Did you just sign that petition ?
Y: Yes, why ?
X: You know better! Please do a bert-reading next time!!
Y: Why ?
X: Petitions can be very powerful and being attention to issues that we don’t know about... but I really need you to read some of these before signing. Some of them don’t be saying nothing and actually detract from grassroots organizations that are already doing the work.

by jhumigas June 6, 2020

guardian reader

A person who reads a statement in the morning and preaches by the afternoon

Luke Skywalker knows nothing of the force in the morning, meets Obi Wan, learns a bit about the force. Thinks he's a jedi by tea time. Such a guardian reader!

by Gavgav86 September 11, 2020

James Reade

Tall man, very seggsy, sucks big tiny dick

Oh no, James Reade is suckin dick again! He is good at it though

by Lê Masturbator November 11, 2020

Pisani-Reade Effect

When someone or a group of people lie and make false accusations for serious crimes, including rape, pedophilia, etc in order to hide the fact that they're either doing something just as bad if not worse than the person they're accusing or trying to con people that support them in a mega grifting scheme. People that participate in such activities will also harass, guilt trip and back stab other people behind their backs while pretending to care about said person to their face. They also have a large victimization complex where they pretend that they're the victims when they get caught

Did you hear about those people that were lying and falsely accusing that kid of being a creep because of something super arbitrary and stupid?
Oh great did the Pisani-Reade effect hit the fandom?

by astie January 4, 2021

Dark Reader

An extensions for pussies who cannot even glance at a light surface.

"Ayo you should get dark reader man."
"Nah I'm not fucking light sensitive like yo stupid dog ass."

by WitheredRevelation January 31, 2021

charlotte reade

hottest person alive! party’s so hard and can get any guy she wants! fashion is her forte but she is also intelligent socially and economically! if you want a friend she is your gal!

this party isn’t fun! where is charlotte reade?!

by crumbl May 18, 2021

fun reader

a reader who enjy reading books and can be consider as nerd

my friend is a fun reader
jassy like to be a fun reader

by hans is mine July 24, 2021