When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
by Halfaman December 8, 2009
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I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!
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A nonexistent black person, usually male, who is blamed by a white person for a crime that said white person committed themselves. So far the Phantom Negro has kidnapped and murdered Susan Smith's kids, carved the letter B (for Barack Obama) in Ashley Todd's face, thrown acid in Bethany Storro's face, and murdered Charles Stuart's wife.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Whiteguy McWhitey burned down his own house and told the police a black guy did it?
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.
by StrugglingStudent December 10, 2010
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by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014
Get the phantom pooper mug.Haptics is the science of applying touch sensation to interact with computer applications. Just as with phantom limbs the sensation of the limb is still felt, phantom haptics occurs when the sensations associated with an electronic device is still felt even when that device is not physically in contact with the body.
I have experienced phantom haptics when I am not wearing my Apple Watch. I still feel my watch telling me to stand up even though I am not wearing it.
by Phileesi August 22, 2015
Get the Phantom Haptics mug.Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.
by Geooeg February 17, 2017
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Person 2: That's a phantom shit
Person 2: That's a phantom shit
by Dyster June 15, 2018
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