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Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.
She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!
by Halfaman December 8, 2009
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phantom money

When you have money in your bank account, but it can't be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. This usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.
I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!
by sabine3212 May 13, 2010
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Phantom Negro

A nonexistent black person, usually male, who is blamed by a white person for a crime that said white person committed themselves. So far the Phantom Negro has kidnapped and murdered Susan Smith's kids, carved the letter B (for Barack Obama) in Ashley Todd's face, thrown acid in Bethany Storro's face, and murdered Charles Stuart's wife.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Whiteguy McWhitey burned down his own house and told the police a black guy did it?
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.
by StrugglingStudent December 10, 2010
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phantom pooper

A mysterious culprit responsible for a bowel movement with no wipe and no flush in a strange restroom
by dueling lyricists October 9, 2014
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Phantom Haptics

Haptics is the science of applying touch sensation to interact with computer applications. Just as with phantom limbs the sensation of the limb is still felt, phantom haptics occurs when the sensations associated with an electronic device is still felt even when that device is not physically in contact with the body.
I have experienced phantom haptics when I am not wearing my Apple Watch. I still feel my watch telling me to stand up even though I am not wearing it.
by Phileesi August 22, 2015
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phact

Phact: A contraction of "phantom fact". Ref. synonyms fake news, alternative fact, lie, prevarication, falsehood, bullshit. May be ineffectual for oral communication since it rhymes with fact. Suggestions for oral expression: 1. Draw out the initial consonant, "fffffact", accompanied by exaggerated eye rolling. 2. (Preferred) pronounce it, "P Hacked"; resist temptation to use this form as a transitive verb.
"KAC just gave us the phacts on that issue. Now I understand!"
by Geooeg February 17, 2017
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Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart
Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit
by Dyster June 15, 2018
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