Phombies

The growing majority of people who walk the streets with their attention focused completely on their smartphones screens.

"I saw a group of Phombies on Market Street today, complete with their $8 Lattes."

by CarlosCavallo May 30, 2018

Phebombenal

Something that is the bomb but equally phenomenal.

“Man! That artwork is phebombenal!”

by Alex Ed January 31, 2019

pharmamentarium

All the pharmaceuticals that can be brought to bear against a particular illness/malady.

"I was hot as fuck, shivering cold and coughing up fluffy green shapes that floated angrily in toilet water. My face smelled like blood on the inside. My closed eyes could clearly hear the pounding hammer in my brain. It was time to bring out the pharmamentarium and get my coma on..."

by Skinny_Phat February 21, 2019

phantom head

A disturbing sensory experience that strikes immediately following sudden decapitation whereas you believe that you still have your head.

The experience of phantom head is very brief because without your head, it’s a little difficult to even have an experience!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2019

phobeismist

1. noun: A person who is engaged in and has expert knowledge in all things offensive, especially regarding race and sex. A professional phobismist views it as their duty to tell you why you should be offended.

2. noun: One who studies human behavior and culture to answer questions regarding all things offensive. A phobeismist may be involved in studying political correctness, being offended on someone else's behalf who is not offended, policing of ideas and language, and other free-speech-limiting activities.

Derived from phobe, ism, and ist.

My friend at Berkeley is studying hard to become a professional phobeismist.

by Unframeofmind November 26, 2019

phantom kangaroos

A psychological experience with sudden onset, often precipitated by the sensory deprivation that occurs during extended quarantine.

Those adorable phantom kangaroos are back; I just love to play ball on the back porch with them during this terribly dull shelter in place bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 26, 2020

Philly Creampie

A verb that describes the act of going to the City of Philadelphia and performing a creampie while also getting your car towed.

My buddy got Philly Creampied last night.

I hate meeting my chick at her place in the city, I always get Philly Creampied because there's never anywhere to park.

That chick was totally worth the Philly Creampie.

by Official HOOR October 18, 2020