Pant Boner

The image created when the pant's crotch area makes a saggy lump making a boner-y image

Girl 1: OMG That guy has a total boner for me!
Girl 2: LOL Really!?
Boy: -Adjustes pants-
Girl 1: Never mind, it was just a pant boner

by 20grand November 13, 2007

Buffet Pants

Pants worn in anticipation of a rather ginormous meal. These pants normally have an elastic waist for extra tummy room.

random family member: Hot dog! Grandma's cooking sunday dinner! She's making like a 3 course meal!

you: Oh, it's a good thing I wore my buffet pants today.

random family member: You are such a fat lard.

by shortyjordy January 19, 2009

flare pants

the pants that all the thots in school wear

Jake: Damn. Taylor’s ass looks nice as heck in those pants!
Dan: That’s because they’re flare pants. All the hoes wear them

by urbandictionary1904 November 29, 2017

Hopeful pants

Pants that might fit after dieting.

These are my hopeful pants. They might fit after I start working out.

by Daily Deadline June 29, 2006

pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.

so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.

by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003

Hangi Pants

When a young maori queen(Aunties) has put out to 95% of the local rugby team or town, Marae or local social clubs. Most likey to have 3 sexual partners in one night.
Also found at local parties or the local pubs wearing ug-boots and there pyjamas drinking woodstock or any bourbon pre-mix normally 5% alcohol content, as they are the cheapest and they would have to wait for there benefit to clear and in there hand will be a john player special 20s pk.

Mel- Hey what you doing after the 3rds rugby game.
Tama- Not you hangi pants.

Tama 1- Hey bru, is mel coming tonight?
Tama 2- Oooooooooh fuck bru, she got the mean hangi pants.
Tama 1- Tell the rugby team we got a after party to attend to.

by John curly September 4, 2012

fancy pants

1. an overly dressed up person

2. an over-sophisticated person or thing

With his Fedora and his high end wines, he's your basic fancy pants and then some.

by The Return of Light Joker May 11, 2010