nute

Short for "nerdy cute". A girl who has a nerdish appearance, possibly wearing glasses and resembling a librarian. The trained male eye can see past the nerdiness and get straight to the potential for hotness. A man who finds a nute often feels like he has found a hidden treasure and will fanatsize about taking her out of her nerdy shell and turning her into a sex maniac.

The nute ties her hair in a bun and wears those dark-rimmed glasses, but most men can see how hot she really is.

by Slo Joe Jizz September 1, 2010

nutter butter

when one "busts a nut" in a girls butt. May be associated with a creampie, but used exclusively when talking about the ass.

GUY1: yo dude, so how was it last night?
GUY2: it was alright man, I'm kinda embarrassed though
GUY1: why's that?
GUY2: I don't know, I accidently came inside her ass
GUY1: oh that's nothin bro... I gave my girlfriend a nutter butter last night as well

by bigboy234175 April 25, 2009

nutella

a never ending game in which, if someone says something about another person, and the other person says NUTELLA, the person has to tell the person what they have said about them. if the person says PEANUT BUTTER before the other says nutella, they do not have to tell the person.

Person 1: 'BOB IS SO HOT!'
Person 2: 'NUTELLA!'
Person 1 to Bob: 'YOU'RE SO HOT- NUTELLA'

by clara12345 June 20, 2011

nutted in

the act of breaking something, by filling it with nuts, legumes, etc.

wow! that car really got nutted in ahah!

by coffeemaster January 18, 2018

nutmegging

The ill-advised consumption of the common household spice Myristica fragrans, which, when taken in large quantities (about a tablespoon or more), will cause a minor inebriation characterized by light-headedness and intermittent mild euphoria alternating with the horrible side effects of intense nausea, severe headache, heart palpitations, abdominal pain, bone pain, muscle aches, and delirium; a cheap and unpleasant high commonly sought after by those without access to decent, safer drugs like marijuana, cocaine, opiates, and almost anything else besides Drano. May cause liver damage.

Friend #1: Man, I wish we had some pot. Mom's got nutmeg. You wanna do some nutmegging?
Friend #2: Fuck you, man ... the last time we did that I couldn't shit for three days and I felt like I wished I was only sick with a terrible case of the fucking FLU! I'll never forgive you for that SHIT!
Friend #1: SORRY! Instead of nutmegging, you wanna inhale some gasoline fumes?
Friend #2: Yeah, that'll suck ... but at least it's not fucking NUTMEGGING! I'll get the gas can and the paper bag.
Friend #1: Cool. You're a real friend. stupid Colorado medical emergency

by THE DOOMED STUFFING November 4, 2014

nette

Nete is someone who gets all their jokes from internet. Nette doesn't spend much time outside

-I saw that joke in tumblr. She copied it.
-Maybe she's a nette.

by Dead frog June 19, 2017

nutter butters

Balls, testicles, or nuts

I have hairy nutter butters

by Word Master123 August 24, 2006