joey mount

The MAN. The CHOSEN ONE. HERE IS THE FUCKING HEAT.

“Bruh Joey Mount just sold me a Chicago Bulls snapback for $30 today is LIT”

by bruhyalleverkissedyourself January 4, 2018

Mount Tipida

The best place in the world. Fictional mountain where all women wanna go.

Man: Ayy girl you ever been to Mount Tipida?
Woman: Tipida?
Man: Tip-a-dis DICK

*sex*

by Lukeypukey1234 June 12, 2018

Mount Everett Regional High School

After already winning an award for whitest school in existence, Mount Everett also takes first place for home to the biggest pussies in Massachusetts. Careful, you might find kids at your feet begging for nic. The building is kind of cute in a lesbian cottage-core way though. Don’t even mention the condition of the track…

Friend 1: “Hey do you go to Mount Everett Regional High School?”
Friend 2: “ Fuck no dude, I’m not a virgin. But I did sell one of the freshman a dispo for $35”

by virginphobic November 25, 2021

Mount Stromboli

Some active volcanic island in Italy that people built a town on for some reason.

Person 1: Why he being a Stromboli?
Person 2: What you talk about?
Person 1: He is putting his "valuables" right next to the hazard zone, just like David Cameron with the dead pig's mouth.
Person 3: Mount Stromboli!!!111

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Mount Everest

Mother Nature’s erected nipplesthat will burst with milfy milk when it wants snow on top

Have you ever seen Mount Everest

Yeah my wife touched tips with it

by Jackparker November 3, 2017

mounted shooting

A sport for baddie horse people where they ride a horse and shoot a revolver at a series of balloons and are timed

Ans is a baddie cuz she does mounted shooting.

by that one clumsie girl June 19, 2025

Mount Laurel

A computer simulation of the ideal suburb. Some claim it is a real place, but do you ever remember anything happening there, in real life?

Tom grew up in Mount Laurel, went to good school, lived in a nice house and is absolutely unremarkable in any way.

by Trytobe rational March 17, 2022