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cara lockett

bro cara lockett is such a bitch
cara lockett by tamponlicker May 18, 2020

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder 

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UK’s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.
I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.

Sam Locke 

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.
OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

Samuel Locke 

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.
Samuel Locke by Adolf H1tler November 4, 2021

Auf locker 

A short sentence that you can use whenever you do something really light and casually.
"I‘m gonna listen to some music auf locker."
"Ay let’s grab some drinks auf locker."
Auf locker by anonymousmffff November 20, 2021

Pi Lockdown 

When the frequency of the number π gracing the pages of reputable math journals took a dive during the pandemic, when both male and female mathematicians and math educators worldwide, working from home, felt half-productive or fell sick from Covid-19.
Guesstimate how many pure mathematicians globally had some mental health issues during the pi lockdown in 20202021.
Pi Lockdown by Fasters January 15, 2022