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Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.
Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)
by musa is gay December 1, 2023
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Jared Leto is the best

That Jared Leto is the best actor in the world, as well as the best actor in history.
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Jared

is not Obama
jared thinks he is Obama but is not
by Not Joel August 24, 2020
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Jared

Ah Jared, what name, the ugliest of them all. The name of a guy who is self centered, ignorant, pitiful, lonely, kind of fucking stupid, apathetic, disloyal, bad boyfriend, most hypocritical guy you will ever meet!
Ugh Jared, no I don’t want you to finger me in the Jasons deli parking lot!
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Jared

His jawlines, shoulders, and muscles are the best! You have to think about what he looks like nude, you might not be gay though. ;)
"I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles push against his fashion sense. I've thought about what he looks like nude, I'm not gay though. >:("
"Yeah! Jared's jawlines, shoulders, muscles are the greatest!"
by Storyswap Chara August 22, 2021
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Jared

Handsome, history nerd, loud, kind of lonely, plays fortnite.
Omg I would love to play fortnite with Jared.
by ww2 xd May 10, 2019
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Jared

An intelligent fellow. He is very determined when it comes to accomplishing things. He is very attractive, but his personality and his taste in music are his best qualities. He is very genuine and understanding of others opinions. He is sure of whatever he says. Most importantly, he’s very capable of reaching his goals.
Jared presented to the class his project like an intellectual individual.
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