Human Tumbleweed

When two gay men are trying to fuck each other in a way that both guys are rolling around together, desperately trying to get on top.

John- So, you wanna fuck me?
Billy- It's my turn to get some ass.
John- Not this time, dude!
John and Billy- (rolls around the floor)
Me- SHIT! It's the human tumbleweed!

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 24, 2018

Human Porridge

The amalgamation of saved toenail clipping, fingernail clippings, and sperm, also known as milk and rice.

"Now he is a weird one, but I know for sure Max WILL NEVER eat Human porridge.

by Config December 28, 2019

Chicken-human

It's a creature that looks like a human but it's really not but still looks like a chicken so it's a

CHICKEN HUMAN !!

"I have a chicken , I have a human."
"UGH"
"Chicken-human

by Pooping on the rainbows February 20, 2017

Assault! Human!!

Assault! Human!! was a 1972 Japanese tokusatsu television show known for being completely lost media due to the master tapes being overwritten.

You know what sucks? That this cool ass show Assault! Human!! was wiped!

by Zebboatstard March 26, 2021

human ambien

A person that, when they're speaking or even when they're nearby, induces a deep sleep. This comatose state can only be overcome by the absence of the aforementioned person, but grogginess may linger. Do not operate a motor vehicle in the presence of human ambien.

<Name> from <Reality Television program> is so boring s/he is like human ambien!

by Its Meuh Grits February 4, 2014

human kind

human kind is retarded

abandon all hope

by it's all poopie from here on out May 19, 2004

human race

For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.

urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals

by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008