Presidential Dick Fiddler

The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.

Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!

by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015

kidy fidaler

some one who loves kids in all the wrong ways

james carr, gary glitter

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Fidelis

A short term for a growth on your vagina which is in a shape of a penis.

My Fidelis is itching.

by ruhsheyall March 22, 2009

fiddle faddle

A problem that turns into a big mess

Transferring army units from one state to the other is a big fiddle faddle.

by zzp August 30, 2011

Fiddle sticks

The most white guy thing to ever be said if you hear a dad say this hes not a dad hes a virgin.

* Family eating dinner*
Dad: *drops fork* "awe fiddle sticks"
Family: Kys you virgin

by Hunkymonke69 January 30, 2022

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

fiddlin'

The act of fingering your butthole in the shower for "cleaning" purposes.

Chris took a shower today. You know he did some fiddlin'.

by Fjordimus September 24, 2016