Cratlican

Cratlican, n. - Like the Licancrat, the Cratlican is also born from an un-holy marriage of a republican and democrat engaging in wild fornication. The Cratlican often shows a good side of themselves, while secretly behind the scenes saying un-popular catch phrases like 'grab em in the ****'.... Its been said, the US President in 2017 is a Licancrat, which is a close cousin of the Cratlican, which are also known to eat their own young, with a side of chianti and fava beans.

The Cratlican party announced today that they were extremely offended, while at the same time demanding that you buy one of their red meshed hats while saying put the money in the basket, over and over til you conform.

by chadastrophic December 13, 2017

cradle sack

Two penises underneath a ball sack, forming a cradle for the sack to lay on.

My brother and I cradle sacked with Johnny last night.

by Whopluggedjfk February 11, 2018

cralove

to be crazy in love with someone that you cant even breathe because he/she makes you so nervous that you cry yourself to sleep every night.

I am cralove with him

i am cralove with her

by fayth May 24, 2018

Crawdad Pissing

Having to pee after drinking alot of beer

Crawdad Pissing

To pee like a Crawdad
Pissing like a crawdad.

When you have to pee really bad. Especially after drinking a lot of beer.

"I'm about to crawdad over here"

by Porsu October 26, 2019

Cranleigh

Cranleigh is a large village in Surrey which is mainly nice unless you go out after ten and then it’s full of pikeys and drug dealers who might decide to bottle you for no reason

Guy 1: are you from cranleigh?
Guy 2:hell no im not a chav!

by Sheeny224 June 27, 2020

cradlejob

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021

cawlling awl barbz

a phrase used by nicki minaj to alert all barbz and call them to assemble for a twitter war

Nicki Minaj is cawlling awl barbz therefore we must assemble

by unya February 27, 2022