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Cratlican, n. - Like the Licancrat, the Cratlican is also born from an un-holy marriage of a republican and democrat engaging in wild fornication. The Cratlican often shows a good side of themselves, while secretly behind the scenes saying un-popular catch phrases like 'grab em in the ****'.... Its been said, the US President in 2017 is a Licancrat, which is a close cousin of the Cratlican, which are also known to eat their own young, with a side of chianti and fava beans.
The Cratlican party announced today that they were extremely offended, while at the same time demanding that you buy one of their red meshed hats while saying put the money in the basket, over and over til you conform.
by chadastrophic December 13, 2017
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