Cratlican 

Cratlican, n. - Like the Licancrat, the Cratlican is also born from an un-holy marriage of a republican and democrat engaging in wild fornication. The Cratlican often shows a good side of themselves, while secretly behind the scenes saying un-popular catch phrases like 'grab em in the ****'.... Its been said, the US President in 2017 is a Licancrat, which is a close cousin of the Cratlican, which are also known to eat their own young, with a side of chianti and fava beans.

The Cratlican party announced today that they were extremely offended, while at the same time demanding that you buy one of their red meshed hats while saying put the money in the basket, over and over til you conform.

Cratlican by chadastrophic December 13, 2017

craplication 

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.

I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.

craplication by cabajul April 1, 2010

Callicanderous

(adj.) The state of being unprecedentedly beautiful and radiant.

(adj.) Emitting such beauty and radiance, one has to make up a word like this after looking up latin roots...

She asked me to find a word to describe her, so I told her she was positively callicanderous.

Callicanderous by Branewsk8guy April 8, 2009

Craxican 

A mexican that is white washed;

A mexican/white person;

A mexican who is light skinned.

Blaxicans are black and mexican; craxicans are white(cracker) and mexican

Craxican by YourMomsHouse November 25, 2009

Pigmontis Crallian 

A very rare disease found in middle-aged men, usually caused by Penial Disfunction or Aracnaphobia. Causes blindess, super sayian personality, yellow eyed penguin under garments and charcoal feaver.

Oh shit!, Gordons got the Pigmontis Crallian! Grab your shotgun and blow up his Chonboard!

Pigmontis Crallian by Phantis Kruton Manniguntos March 2, 2010

Craicanory 

Derives from the following common Irish greetings

1, Whats the story?
2, Whats the craic?

It also comes from the Cockney rhyming slang -
Jackanory = story

So asking "Whats the craicanory" you're basically asking "whats up?" or "any news?"

All right boss whats the Craicanory?

Craicanory by David81 March 27, 2006

calicano 

Calicano 1. -A native born person from California who is bilingual speaking both English & Spanish.
Calicano 2. -Anything creole in origin of the Anglo-Spanish heritage of California.

1. The guy isn't Mexican, he's from California and speaks Spanish like a Calicano.
2. These Rancho Santa Barbara enchiladas are pure authentic Calicano cooking.
3. That fresh orange-habanero salsa at the BBQ was Fuc#kin Nuclear Calicano!

calicano by Calicanorican October 26, 2013