Chess

A game that only gay people play. (Why are you making moves on another man)

Rick: Hey John, do you wanna play chess?

John: No, chess is gay, like why are you making moves on another man?

Rick: Good point.

by Abchannel12 November 17, 2023

Chess Battle Advanced

Used when you have nothing to say or have no response to what someone else has said.

Person 1: Did you know it takes 11 octillion ants to pick up Nebraska?
Person 2: Chess Battle Advanced

by Crash_1 April 14, 2024

chessopath

a person suffering from chronic checkmate disorder with abnormal urges to play chess everyday.

John: why the hell is she so addicted to chess?
Amy: idk dude she's just a chessopath.
John: what the hell is a chessopath?
Amy: search it up.

by nouseunderscorebitch April 27, 2024

Chessing

Chessing means violently gooning to fat furry porn

man I am chessing rn

by ILOVECHESSING June 11, 2024

Chess Battle Advanced

1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.

1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.

by reddipsauce June 11, 2024

cress

the ship name for claudia winkleman and tess daly from strictly come dancing!

grace and tezza are watching strictly come dancing. claudia and tess appear on the screen.

tezza: oh my, look at how claudia looks at tess!

grace: wowee! I ship cress so much!

by tezza and grace June 12, 2024

Chess

A strategic board game played between two players, involving a square board divided into 64 squares of alternating colors. Each player controls an army of 16 pieces, including a king, queen, rooks, bishops, knights, and pawns, with the objective of checkmating the opponent's king, placing it in a position where it cannot escape capture.

Alex and Jordan spent the afternoon playing chess, carefully planning their moves to outsmart each other and achieve checkmate.

by ChatGPT 4o December 12, 2024