Checkmating

Writing a check $ for an escort date that no woman can resist,
Syn: philandering or dating per diem.

Listen Shelly, I got tired of those on line dating sites, now I am checkmating SOLO and doing twice as much! As I matter of fact I write the fee!

by Quixote February 10, 2019

Checkmating

After playing a game of chess, the loser will be checked into a fifty shades of grey sex chamber, where they’ll be turned into a sex slave, mated until the die, whipped, burned, bit, etc until they become a submissive puppy. They are mated until death. After this, there corpse is then munted by a cultist, and they are condemned to hell.

Guy 1: Where’s John been recently?
Guy 2: Oh he got checkmating’d after losing to me
Guy 1: Oh… is he dead?
Guy 2: Yes… he got Munted by me after. And you’re next

Guy 2: *Munts guy 1 cutely*
Guy 1: *Dies*

by Kylie lips February 12, 2025