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When you are golfing with your buddies, it is the act of slamming on the gas when one buddy is half in the golf cart and the hand rail from the cart slams and slides through said buddies ass crack resembling the act of sliding a credit card.
**If you are really couragous, you can dare to try the infamous "Credit Fraud". Which is the act of credit checking not only the passenger, but also the driver(you).
Shamus: "ah man Ryan surprised me with the ol' Credit Check on the 9th hole!"

Jon: "i totally pulled off that Credit Fraud on the 13nth, but paid for it with a bogey!"
by hsduke006 June 30, 2010
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Check Minus

When you turn in a paper, but it's not quite good enough.
Cartman recieved a check minus on his math paper.
by Mariah July 15, 2004
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check her oil

When engaged in foreplay or intercourse you insert a finger or fingers into your partners anus, thus "checking her oil".
"As I was doing my girl in the doggy position I reached down to check her oil."
by Natedogg370 December 14, 2007
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check your neck

a phrase used as a warning to be on the look out for someone or a group of people whom are going to attack you. Used mainly among prisoners and street hoods to instill fear in a rival gang member or person whom they dislike.
best check your neck son
by marc June 20, 2006
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check the oil

before a male has any physical penal or oral contact with "strange" vagina, he must first "check the oil". a simple dip of the finger with a discreet sniff, sniff will do. if the oil needs changing the test finger should be jammed into the female's nostril. if not, have at it, til its done swoll.
yo gashmaster, what's that gnarly patch on your upper lip? didn't you check the oil before lickin the wound?

after checkin the oil, i told her to turn around for some puppy.
by buzz August 18, 2003
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Vibe Check

A Vibe check, or formerly, a viiiiiiibe check, is the conduction of an individual's vibe, done by one worthy of a Vibe licence (see below for details) with the Vibe-o-meter. If a willing participant makes the Vibe-o-meter go green, it means the participant is hereby deemed chill, and is awarded the exclusive Vibe Licence which needs to be renewed annually. Additional methods for receiving a Licence are to fist bump the Dwayne the Rock Johnson, own a 2007 Pontiac Vibe no longer in production, Figure out Obama's last name or get your YouTube video demonetized.
Hey man, I can see that you're vibing, allow me to conduct a certified vibe check.
by Edgy Cunt #1290219 October 23, 2019
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Discount double-check

When, in preparation of getting a blowjob from a streetwalker for $20 or less, you run your hand under the chin to check for an Adam's apple.
I was really drunk last night, but I remembered to perform a discount double-check before unzipping. Whew! Close one.
by Crab-eating Macaque December 7, 2012
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