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cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.
Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.
by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009
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cabrona

A woman who is stubborn, independent and very opinionated. She tends to not care what the rest of the world thinks and would be considered a "badass bitch".
Girl: My boyfriend wants me to meet his parents but I really don't want to and I told him that I don't care what he says I'm not changing my mind

Mom: Hija no seas tan cabrona! (Daughter, don't be such a cabrona)
by dirtydeee March 29, 2011
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basic cable

Average looking girls; who are free, easy, not hard to get. There is not much to look at, you do not get the good Channels
by Sharon Magoole November 4, 2011
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Muff Cabbage

(muff gar-bage) NOUN

Vulgar term for a woman's horribly overused, flappy, gaping, pungent, bacterial-vaginosis infested vagina.

Instead of saying "muff garbage", clowns from New Jersey sound like they're saying "muff cabbage" because of their ridiculous accent. Coined by a recent episode of South Park entitled "It's a Jersey Thing" in which they make a parody of the useless wastes of life who appear in the show "Jersey Shore" Which should never be watched by anyone. Ever.
"YOU'RE GAH-BIDGE! YOU'RE MUFF CABBAGE! YOU GOT CABBAGE IN YUH MUFF! YOU GOT CABBEGE.. IN.. YOUR.. MUFF!!!"

"Mom, Dad.. What is MUFF CABBAGE?"
by robin steele October 21, 2010
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death-cabbed

when the voice of someone you have never seen suggests that the person is overwhelmingly physically attractive, only to find, once you actually see them, that their physical appearance is not necessarily their best attribute.

(Used mainly in reference to singers whom one hears sing before they actually see them).
Person 1: I googled that singer we heard on the radio.

Person 2: Is he as hot as he sounds?

Person 1: No, he totally death-cabbed us.
by Alchemedes February 28, 2010
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cunt cabbage

smelly neon-green creamy discharge from a woman's unhealthy cunt after a good hard fucking.
that cunt cabbage coming out of sarah palin's nasty snatch is the same color as KFC coleslaw!
by Turd Phucker 90210 July 28, 2010
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cabana boy

a sexy guy with a tan that he gets from working out on the beach and serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.
visit an island...fall in love with a cabana boy.
by Sam July 3, 2004
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