Pro Bowl 

An NFL football game that is (reportedly) played in Hawaii the week before the Super Bowl. Despite several claims that is does in fact exist, no one has ever actually seen it, and it is widely considered to be a myth.

Bubba: "Dude, I was flipping through the channels and I think I saw a Pro Bowl!"

Chazz: "Shut up Bubba everyone know's there's no such thing as a Pro Bowl."

Pro Bowl by shitler!! February 18, 2011

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

texas chilly bowl by Doug December 1, 2004

eat a bowl of fuck 

Fuck off; Piss off.

Go eat a bowl of fuck.

eat a bowl of fuck by MoonKnight March 14, 2003

salsa bowl 

A case of the liquid shits with particles resembling chunky style salsa. Making a chemistry professor weep, the substance from the anus contains liquid, solid and gas. Followed by multiple more liquid shits, this gewy poop is not as delightful as it looks, for the liquid element seeps into the pores surrounding the asshole and burns for minutes at a time.

Matt was swimming in Lou’s pool when he decided to pass gas. Surprised, Matt asked his friend Tom to watch his back for floaters while he exited the pool. Moving as fast as he could with two clenched butt cheeks Matt immediately jumped out of the pool knowing that he most likely soiled another pair of swim trunks. Locked inside the poolside bathroom, Matt confirmed that indeed their was a Salsa Bowl sitting in the webbing of his swim attire.

salsa bowl by Ctags September 11, 2008

Jelly Bowl 

A very loose vagina filled with a lubricant.

I thought I was going to get some hot, tight, pussy but it turned out to be nothing more than a jelly bowl.

Jelly Bowl by BravoD January 20, 2009

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre 

all that is known about the texas chili bowl massacre is that it involves a telephone, hot sauce, the anus, masks, a carrot peeler, an eggbeater, a hatewhisk, an ice cream scoop, 4 parrots, the frozen corpse of buddy holly, a spatula, satan's ladle, 48 chopsticks, an inhaler, and a VERY slutty turtle.

Lexi: Dude, i was at blockbuster last night, and i thought i rented the texas chainsaw massacre, but i actually rented the texas chili bowl massacre. that was some hella fucked up shit right thurrr.

Texas Chili Bowl Massacre by TheSluttyTurtle October 13, 2010

charity bowl 

A charity bowl refers to someone giving away free weed in a pipe to his/her buddies.

John: Hey, you wanna go blaze?
Bob: Nope, I already gave out 3 fucking charity bowls today and I'm going dry. You're gonna have to pitch today!

charity bowl by Smoke weed lol April 30, 2007