born on the wrong side of the blanket

Born to parents out of wedlock

William felt the townsfolk looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

by Deapri July 7, 2014

blanket party

a group of guys (usually) gets together and attacks another guy by throwing a blanket over his head and beating him, usually with a baseball bat

person 1: Joe is such an asshole! We should throw him a blanket party!

by Welcometothezoo September 3, 2012

pig in a blanket

n. A sexual position achieved by rolling a fat white chick up in a blanket and fucking one of the 2 openings in the blanket and letting your cum get all over her while saying "this is bad for my heart!"

"I gave janie a pig in a blanket... too bad I got the wrong opening and squirted all over her legs...."

by gjelstiznles August 12, 2006

Blackeye

1. The effect of being punched in the eye
2. A male human who takes it "like a man"

1. I had a blackeye after the fight in school
2. "Don't be suck a blackeye. You're acting like a homo."

by Rawrrr August 17, 2006

blanketed

When cross with someone, approach them with a blanket from behind. Once close enough, encompass them with said blanket and proceed to pummel them and flee the scene before they realize who has assaulted them.

Bob: *Walking in the parking lot*
Mark: *Persues and throws a blanket over Bob*
Bob: "AoWWW!"
Mark: "Hehe, blanketed!"

by pcaston2 April 4, 2006

blanket e-mail

A general e-mail on a particular subject sent out to a mass audience.

For example a clothes store sending out the same email about a sale out to all of the customers they have stored within their database.

*Company* sent a blanket e-mail to all of their customers today advertising the fact they have an in-store sale on at the moment

by matt11p June 20, 2016

Rap blanket

a imaginary blanket of rap music to help you calm down

i dont have time to com up with a example for Rap blanket

by joedbreeze April 10, 2008